Deal?

WELCOME, PROLE.

Deal or No Deal when the Devil drives? Noel or No Way In Hell? 50 pence or 50,000 pounds?

Welcome to a new paradigm in interactive entertainment. A new milestone in the synthesis of man and machine.

The rules (as far as I can work out) are simple:

Pick a box between 1 and 26 & leave a reply stating your chosen number and email address (we must have a working email address to deliver your virtual illusory prize money).

We'll randomly pick a delusional member of the formerly working classes to open it, revealing a special number. It is special because it is money.

It could be any amount that does not actually exist- from 50p up to a whopping £150k of notional money. Just imagine what you could do with that. That's a lot of scratch cards.

Welcome to a grippingly interactive web 2.0 meta-narrative ironically inspired by the randomness and futility of all existence.

You'll no doubt be disappointed & I'll be mildly irritated at having to update. So, Deal or No Deal?