Saturday, 5 September 2009

Cosmic Ordering with Amazon.co.uk

People say, "So Noel. You walk the walk these days, dude. Pretty much everyone now agrees that it was Blackburn who was a cunt all along. You've made the first ever seventh television comeback for someone with no obvious talent, save piloting helicopters. And now you've a book on Amazon worldwide with a 25% discount that's sure to be in Booksale in due course. What's it all about then? What do numbers really mean and how can I use them for my own selfish ends?"

To that, I say do me a favour and go buy the book.

But if I can, I will just introduce a basic concept here and use it as a patronizingly simplistic analogy to cosmic ordering that may just be disguising its vacuous core or crystallising its brilliant complexity (you can read it both ways- just like the word 'bottom' but hopefully not as unintentionally LOLworthy.)

So, imagine you've got this floor which you chuck your clothes on every night. Sure, they're probably Primark or charity shop, so what difference does a little mess make to your self esteem? It's negligible.

But you keep adding to that mess day by day, throughout your life, and sooner or later you're gonna lose your house keys, self respect, a small pet or family member and that's what Cosmic Ordering is not.

Cosmic Ordering is, in fact, the exact opposite."

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