But the worst thing about TISWAS, in my opinion, was the parachuting of Lenny Henry to a position of influence.

Lenny Henry? Don't make me laugh, mate. Was that meant to be funny? Hasn't been relevant since way before my last style of beard. Mind you, I wouldn't find much to smile about being hitched to that fat fuck Dawn French. She must weigh about 40 STONES- that's the same number as my current apparent age (40), the unlikelihood of which convinces a lot of hopelessly lost people that there may be something in this Cosmic Ordering thing.

And when was Lenny Henry last on the telly? Having his poster dissed by Rickie Gervais, that's where! Twat!